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Cheats Age of Empires 2 Expansion: The Conquerors
Platform: PCRating: 5.0
Age of Empires 2 Expansion: The Conquerors
Cheats to PC video game Age of Empires 2 Expansion: The Conquerors. Age of Empires 2 Expansion: The Conquerors is a PC console video game.Age of Empires 2 Expansion: The Conquerors Cheats
The Monkey & Flying Dog
In The Conquerors all the cheats from Age of Kings can be used plus two more cheats. To use both cheats first press Enter in-game and a chat box will open. Type 'woof woof' to turn all birds into dogs and 'furious the monkey boy' to get the monkey unit.Monkey Unit
Whilst in game, open the chat box and type 'FURIOUS THE MONKEY HEAD' This will give you a monkey unit which appears at the town center.Build the monkey unit
Whilst ingame, open the chat box and type 'Furious the monkey boy' and a monkey unit will appear beside your Town Center. He has the best armor and attack in the whole game.Cheat Codes
Press [ENTER] while playing to bring up chat box, then type:-'aegis'----------Fast Build
-'black death'----Destroy All Enemies (you win)
-'marco'----------Reveal Entire Map (just land)
-'how do you turn this on'----Gives An Awesome Cobra Car (Destroys Enemies super fast)
Getting Resources
While in game, open the chat box by pressing Enter, and type'Rock on' for 1000 stone,
'Lumberjack' for 1000 wood,
'Robin hood' for 1000 gold,
and 'cheese steak jimmy's' for 1000 food.
Use the following trick to rapidly enter the cheat codes and get resources quickly. For example wood, press [Enter], type lumberjack, highlight the word, then press [Ctrl] + C to copy it. Press [Enter] to activate the cheat. Press [Enter] again, then press [Ctrl] + V to paste the word on the screen for activation. Repeat to get resources quickly.
Full Map and Fog of War off
When in the game Press Enter then type in "Marco" to have the full map do the same then type in "Polo" to have no fog of war.Warning: include() [function.include]: URL file-access is disabled in the server configuration in /home/videogam/public_html/cheat.php on line 80
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Funny joke
Farmer jokesA farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day he called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens." "What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff. "I don't care, just do something about those drivers!" So the next day he had the county workers go out and erect a sign that said: SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING Three days later the farmer called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go faster." So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY And that really sped them up. So the f armer called and called and called everyday for three weeks. Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Is it all right for me to put up my own sign?" The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign." He was going to let the farmer do just about anything in order to have him stop calling. Well, the sheriff got no more calls from the farmer. Three weeks after the farmers last call, the sheriff decided to call him. "How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?" "Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy." And he hung up the phone. The sheriff thought to himself, "I'd better go to that farmer's house and look at that sign... There might be something there that WE could use to slow down drivers." So the sheriff drove out to the farmer's house, and he saw the sign. It was a whole sheet of plywood. And writte n in large yellow letters were the words: SLOW: NUDIST COLONY
Fishing jokes
Two Irishmen were walking down the street with two salmon each under their arms. Two other Irishmen walking in the opposite direction see the two lucky fishermen and ask " how did you catch those ?" Well its like this! Michael here holds my legs over the bridge, and I grab the salmon as they swim up the river. We got four salmon A great days fishing! So the fishless pair look at each other and agree to give it a try. They get to the bridge and Sean calls to his friend "hold my legs now Paddy". Well he is hanging there upside down for thirty minutes when he suddenly cries.. "pull me up, pull me up!!" Paddy asks " do you have a fish Sean?"............ No replies Sean, "there's a bloody train coming!!!!!!!!"